Baby gay

Gay/Lesbian person, who recently "came out the closet"

Giselle: a week after telling her parents she was lesbian, the baby gay went on her first date with a girl

Fermin: I hate fags

by GorillaJuiceHeadDrugAddict September 17, 2020

Baby Fuck

When two small children that are going through puberty decide to fuck.

When watching a ROM COM and one of the kids says I could go for a baby fuck right now.

by CalystaMulan December 17, 2016

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

Babi

baby but a spicy way to say it

"Hey, This Babi is cooking up in my tummy!" Said the pregnant Mamma

by Lil_jappa May 14, 2022

Jam Baby

A Jam Baby is the aborted or miscarried foetus of an infant.

Tulisa said Sarah's had a jam baby.

by Doctor ReZ September 21, 2012

Baby Friday

Also known as Thursday, Baby Friday is the best night of the week to get loose.

Think about it, you've made it through the bulk of the week, now you wanna dance, maybe a few drinks.

If you are hungover the next day, you only have one more day of work, the last day before the weekend.

Plus, you get it out of your system so you can have a sober weekend if you want...

And the cherry on top, it's less likely to set a bad pace for your next week like a Saturday or Sunday night binge does.

The best night of the week to get funky is Baby Friday.

"Hey, let's check out the Baby Friday night at Heritage Hall - it's basically the weekend and I'm ready to party!"

by hemlockmusic August 18, 2025

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021