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shit fart butt sex

when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.
guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex
by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022
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Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it
“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”
by Homob499 February 1, 2022
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ur ancestor a sex offender

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family
by PizzaBang May 15, 2018
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Wesley Snipes Sex Scene

A particularly realistic looking sex scene in TV or movies, in which the actors look like they are actually having sex for real.
The sex scene with Jennifer Lopez in Money Train was a classic Wesley Snipes Sex Scene.
by The Sly Trombone July 28, 2019
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Vile sex act 3

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest emementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.
by Marshall, Adam and Travis December 13, 2003
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Real sex talk with Sue

This describes when one is getting really serious. It comes from the show "Real sex talk with Sue" where an inappropriately old lady gives sex advice that is very graphic.
Things are getting real sex talk with sue in here!
by Savvy1 November 11, 2010
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h&r block sex

when you have sex with your tax service provider inside of a box immediately after doing your taxes
hey tax guy... wanna h&r block sex after this?
by taxevader77 May 12, 2021
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