folsom baby

The result of a conjugal visit.

How'd you get pregnant while you're locked up?

Girl! This is a folsom baby.

by SmugOrchid January 20, 2016

Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!

Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad

by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018

Tube Baby

A baby that has been born through a mans penis

Yeah my daughter ended up being a tube baby

by Thicc mama August 31, 2016

baby photos

weed

'have you got any baby photos?'

by priestman April 11, 2009

pleather baby

A queer subculture: resissued candy kid aesthetic. 'people who never bathe but always talk about eating ass.' 90s hot topic. Dirty pacifiers and decapitated baby dolls.

'Hey look at that pleather baby with the chain. I bet they've got all the poppers.

by Chamomilf April 07, 2019

Nacho baby

1- A bloated gut ache after eating a full plate of nachos anytime after 11:00pm
2- A baby born from a Latin woman.
3- When someone suspects a woman is pregnant with another man's child.

1- Oh man, I feel like I'm pregnant, but don't worry, it's a nacho baby inside me.
2- Look at that cute little nacho baby!
3- Hey bro, I'm pretty sure your girl is carrying a nacho baby.

by Utahflyboy December 12, 2016

baby fudge dragon

A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.

"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"

by Dr. Thirsty March 05, 2014