dog water

someone who is bad at doing something such as a video game

“Josh you’re literally dog water at fortnite my guy”

by crystal_805 January 4, 2021

deputy dog

Byproduct of the word "dizzidydog" which was formed through the act of adding "izzity" to words.

What up, deputy dog?
Nor much, houses.

by MoonKnight November 29, 2002

Dog Shot

When you are having doggy-style sex with someone, and just as you are about to cum, you pull out and unload and their back.

Kevin: Bro, I had a great night with Jessica last night, I pulled a Dog Shot on her

by LowkeyLoki44 April 9, 2021

Hot dog

The act of cumming in a condom then freezing it to use as a dildo.

Your dad is so bad in bed your mom has to use his Hot dog.

by Kalebisadouche October 25, 2022

Dog

Something that is really bad
To describe a noun as bad or not the best.

Bro the nacho fries dip you had me eat were dog.

Bruh what kind of dog book is that, everyone important died after the first 40 pages.

Bruh why are you so dog at this game?

by SamJam24 October 2, 2020

dog bestfriend

Someone you love uncontrollably and give the most attention than anyone. Someone you tell all your secrets and knowing they won't tell. Someone you would do anything for because you love them so much. Someone who will always be your best friend even if they got their ass slapped when they pissed on the floor. And someone who you spend the most money to keep them healthy and adorable.

Hammie is my Dog bestfriend

by Lovesfogs April 6, 2017

hot dog handler

The fanny of a promiscuous lady.

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler

by Billybobs August 30, 2015