Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

fresh off the blade

Coming directly from a haircut . The blade being the barber’s clippers. Its not gay.

Aint no better feeling than comin fresh off the blade

by NotJordan 🙅🏾‍♂️ February 13, 2019

Tozz off

The collective gathering of group of sailors onboard the friendship getting together to celebrate the world's crookest individual

It's a tozz off.

Yep. It's a confirmed tozz off

by Juan Ignacio Chela June 30, 2016

Peruvian Spin-off

When your partner is riding your penis and your buddy spins the recipient counter clockwise creating upward lift and the recipient spins off the penis.

"Oh yeah me and my mates had a few drinks and took this girl home for a Peruvian spin-off"

by Mr Mcdonald March 10, 2017

Off the top

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with

That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!

by William Danoven August 30, 2025

Off nut

The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol

Cor I am off nut.

by go_again October 24, 2020

off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:

"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air

by APW December 6, 2006