off-nominal insertion

When something doesn't go where all the players involved think it is going to go. Equally applicable when talking about putting spacecraft in orbit as it is when PIV aim gets a little off and ends up in surprise buttsecks.

You're aiming a little low there, big fella, going to end up with an off-nominal insertion if you poke any harder!

by PurplePirate December 20, 2019

Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.

You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.

by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012

Off it

Leave, let's go

lets off it/ off it go away

by user3030 May 24, 2022

Break off talks

Meaning to interupt conversations or disagreeing with them.

Girl: "I want to come in a limo, get that 1,000 dollar dress I've always wanted,and I want to.."

Dad: "Woah, no. 1,000 dollars for a dress?!"

Girl: " Dad, why do you always break off talks?!"

by S_M.A/R-t April 18, 2009

Derp off

When a collection of people prone to derping gather and try to out derp each other.

Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum seem to be having an epic DERP OFF.

by Slackisgabe June 4, 2015

Pop Off

1. Telling someone to go away, usually used aggressively

2. Fighting someone

3. Telling someone to rant

4. Telling someone to calm down

1. Pop Off my twitter feed sis

2. I'm about to pop off on you sis

3. He broke up with you? Pop off sis

4. Hey pop off sis! It's all good!

by ben ben bo en August 31, 2018