jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post

“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”

by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023

ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.

You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.

by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012

i’m off the game

off the game: when i man says some gay shi it dumb shi, you gotta get off the game

“i like men” i’m off the game bruh

by wockpartyz August 25, 2021

slut off

When a group of females compete against eachother to try and fuck the same guy. Things girls do include making eachother look bad, wearing slutty clothing, and sexually flirting with the guy. Winner is the first girl who sleeps with the guy

Alex- Omg there's a new hot guy at school

Tara- Promise you wont go into the slut off for him
Alex- Nah, that's Hannah and Maddys job

by majorfreaksallday July 16, 2017

teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.

I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.

by Gwendanor September 1, 2016

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 6, 2022

Menace-Off

A competition where two menaces set eachother terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.

I could beat you in a Menace-Off

by crusherhack210 March 26, 2023