Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

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This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?

A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

by minh_says_urban March 14, 2025

get your "on the rocks" off

Having a margarita so good, you feel deep primal pleasure.

Do you want to get your "on the rocks" off? Then you have to have one of these Adelitas Cocina y Cantina Margaritas!"

by kj.trustedphoto April 27, 2020

What do you get out of doing that

Do you feel better about your religion or something? THAT is what I want to have a therapist explain.

Hym "Does it make them feel better about it happening to them? What do you get out of doing that? It's gotta be something along those lines."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Rescind order and get back to work

No. You used my idea to create that AI you need to pay for that and they are doing the thing I'm accusing them of doing and that is why people are murdering your kids. You're being obtuse. Shut down all of the counter-narrative shills. You get your slimy wap faggot looking as over here... And give me my pound of flesh.

Hym "Rescind order and get back to work? I'm already working! I'm actually the highest earning person on the planet."

A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"

Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025