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Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.
•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”
by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023
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Wreck head

Someone who goes out drinking and gets so bad they don’t remember a thing
God mate your a wreck head
by Yank pad yolo kid May 9, 2019
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Fuck head

A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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Slope head

Term used to describe the modern day knuckle dragging closed minded Neanderthal.
Typical lazy Slope head who'd rather sit on their arse all day but blame migrants for their lot.
by Barry from Barry January 1, 2022
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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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fatty head

when a man has a massive boner, and the head of that boner, it's inflamed beyond belief..... as if he has the herpes or something.
oh my god Becky, this guy had a fatty head, no way I would allow that in my cooch!
by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010
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Joystick Manbun Head

When the man giving you head has their long hair in a man bun and you used the bun to move them to the right spot.
Hailey: I need some head
Emma : get some joystick manbun head
Hailey: whats that
Sam: where the man giving you head has his hair in a manbun and you can move him to the right spot using that
by head_standing_up July 2, 2023
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