birthday position

For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.

My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.

by ThePhysopher May 4, 2025

N posting

N posting ( N : /ˈɛn/ ) ( posting : /ˈpoʊstɪŋ/ ) Defines the act of continuously typing the letter N on any platform to another party.

1. "I totally bombed Chiv Hitters's discord N posting and now mods r pissing they pants"

2. "The catastrophic events that followed the battle of Agincourt forced countrymen to N post on the Duke's

ramparts out of sheer desperation

by Randall Laheysson May 9, 2025

Caiden post

Caiden is a handsome man and awesome husband. But he is also a poopy head. And he seems to think that I have an attitude.

Caiden post is my husband. If he doesn’t listen he’s not let out.

by Mpost May 13, 2025

Trashcan Position

The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.

I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.

by Akot June 20, 2025

(O)Possum Muffler

When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.

"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."

"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."

by (O)victim June 22, 2025

Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically

Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.

by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025

COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.

"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"

by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025