fresh off the blade

Coming directly from a haircut . The blade being the barber’s clippers. Its not gay.

Aint no better feeling than comin fresh off the blade

by NotJordan 🙅🏾‍♂️ February 13, 2019

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Peruvian Spin-off

When your partner is riding your penis and your buddy spins the recipient counter clockwise creating upward lift and the recipient spins off the penis.

"Oh yeah me and my mates had a few drinks and took this girl home for a Peruvian spin-off"

by Mr Mcdonald March 10, 2017

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Knock off

Ella Osler

When you call someone is a knock off, it means they are an Ella because Ella is a knock off.

by Weight a minute August 3, 2025

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Jump-off chick

The chick or side -hoe a dude goes to while running around town doing his thing...she may be his thing!

You know, she's been his jump-off chick since before he and his main girl married!

by Motomama January 25, 2021

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A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

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TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

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