Fucked me off

Is being fucked on "by a person"

Angelica and Dionne were talking about how fucked me offs are like getting fucked on.

by Angel1994 October 1, 2025

Sound off season

When you rethink your life choices for a few days or months because your'e in such a bad state.

"Hey I am a depressed mess right now so I will take a two-week leave for sound off season."

by xzid20 October 3, 2025

Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.

-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off

by rolldog81 October 4, 2025

SPED-off

A competition wherein participants attempt to act the most neurodivergent using sounds, gestures, and actions (i.e. T-rex arms and moan-screams)

Armstrong always won SPED-offs using his natural voice and demeaner, as well as throwing nearby objects.

by "Prolly not" October 9, 2025

Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.

The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!

by BustyBoy October 9, 2025

Drunk Off Sex

When the epussy is so good that you literally are drunk

"aye im a silly guy who is drunk off sex"

by Yana Waddie October 10, 2025

Bore Off

A term to dismiss a boring friends, tedious story. Thought to originate in Nottingham in the early 1990s, the quip quickly caught on and spread across the country.

Oh bore off Joe, no one is interested in your kill tally on COD

by Lord Mendelson October 11, 2025