give the middle finger

flip someone off, raise the middle finger in an aggressive gesture. The middle finger suggests an erect phallus.

The driver was tailgating me, flashing his lights, and beeping his horn to get me to speed up, so when he passed me on the right, I asked my daughter to give the middle finger.

by DonaldAlan November 10, 2022

in the middle of the night

the song that I was listening to when making this

I summoned you, please come to me
+Don't bury thoughts that you really want
+I fill you up, drink from my cup
+Within me lies what you really want
+Come, lay me down
+'Cause you know this
+'Cause you know this sound
+In the middle of the night
+In the middle ...

by ambvshh November 23, 2022

Malcolm In The Middle

A hamster flying at terminal velocity

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.

by The Komng December 2, 2022

The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

High Desert Middle School

hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣

“I go to high desert middle school!”

by frogsarecute January 21, 2023

Dirty Byrd Middle/High School

Dirty Byrd, Formally know as Douglas Byrd High School is a High school in Fayetteville, NC is a predominantly Black School and is the ghetto-Est school you will ever see. Douglas Byrd Middle School is the “Little Sibling” to Dirty Byrd High and was given the name “Dirty Byrd Jr”. Dirty Byrd Jr. is equally as worse as Dirty Byrd High. If you want to see fights everyday at 8:00 am come on down and Join is at Dirty Byrd

Person: what school did you go to for Middle and High School?
Kid: Douglas Byrd Middle and High
Person: oh you mean Dirty Byrd Middle/High School
Kid: yea

by Inlovewitkayla29 January 22, 2023

lake placid middle

A suck ass prison oh shit i meant school the principal can suck a fat cock:)

mike: oh you go to lake placid middle i feel rlly bad for you

by thatgurlllll<3 March 3, 2023