West Port High School

West Port High School really takes the High part seriously. Students go there to pursue their talents only to be disappointed. You really get a show from this school! From the amazing theater performances to the passionate bathroom sex interrupted by fiddlers with Devil went down to Georgia to the stolen sinks! Do you like bathrooms? Well, you're in luck, there is a golden toilet fit for a king! Your education is very important here! You'll only fail every other semester!

Friend: What high school are you going to?
Me: West Port High School
Friend: I'm sorry for your loss.

by Bitchboymcgee November 12, 2021

Smithson Valley High School

SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.

Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....

by BillyBobButtfuck November 14, 2021

High class rock bottom

A person who has little to no moral integrity, conviction to ethical behavior, and is generally cowardly lacking the skills to function as an adult. While detestable you can't hate them.

No, I don't hate her. She's just high class rock bottom.

by Bro Jogan March 15, 2022

Indian trail jr high

Indian trail middle school is a school in Addison IL where people use EMO and gay as a insult then thinking there all that afterwords. Once u walk into the bathrooms u can smell flavored air from a mile away. White people will also go around saying the N-Word and then calling
Themselves “not racist”. You’ll find urself watching 1-5 fights in 2 months time because people at this school do not have self control. You find the popular kids only being popular for scandals that randomly happen. The bottom line is that this school is a great school if there were no students. (+ a few of the teachers r good 👍)

Have u ever gone to Indian trail jr high? Bro never let ur children go they’ll js be miserable.

by Urmom2024 January 30, 2022

DePaul catholic high school

DePaul is known for there excellent football team and hot girls that vape 24/7 and think there the shit! The girls only base guys off there popularity and how old they are and not even off there personality…in this school “all girls are the same” Juice world quote.

DePaul Catholic high schoolis a fun place to f*ck around and hook up with girls.

by Teachers pet in DePaul October 6, 2021

sam barlow high school

highschool full of white kids who think they thugged out .

boy: “ima thug shordyy”
girl: boy please you go to sam barlow high school”

by realahhnikka128 October 12, 2021

Garden City High School

Garden City High School is fucking hell. Please save yourself suicidal thoughts and depression by going to a different school.

Garden City High School is worse than death. I would rather be in a head on car crash then go here.

by Yourmom.com October 13, 2021