cupcake cock

a term used to describe a circumcised penis when flaccid and shrunken.

girl: c'mon get it out i wanna see.
guy: wait, i need a little bit more time to get hard i have cupcake cock right now

by rebelmaster August 9, 2016

Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

by stahrlord August 14, 2016

Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.

You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.

by VirtualShark August 22, 2016

Cock Ridden Throat

A phrase used to describe a girl who's throat is rusty from lack of cum down her throat.

She's so ugly, she must have a cock ridden throat.

by sfish August 31, 2016

Car cock

A person who is only a dick when they're driving

David why are you being a car cock??

by Bust a move hunny October 23, 2016

Mop Cock

When you're so disformed that your penis looks like a mop, or to the French: an octopus

Yo, jimmy got that mop cock

by jeraldfincklebottom October 24, 2016

cock

Italian slang for a woman who has a really nice body.

"Man does she have some cock on her!"

by Laz322 October 27, 2016