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Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.
Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021
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Cray Baby

Liberal adult who thinks the world is ending and is scared about going to work because a few people are sick.
The CEO is being a damn Cray Baby again and telling everyone to work remote
by Dee Rock January 6, 2022
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5 dancing babies

When a man ejaculates somewhere leaving his " kids" or " babies "
Girl 1: I slept over at my man's house

Girl 2: did he leave his 5 Dancing babies
by Goldenskin ✨ September 5, 2020
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That's TJ Baby

That's TJ baby
As in that's Tijuana baby
When you had a crazy night that got out of control and you wake up with problems. That's what happens when you party to hard. It's cool though and everything is fine. Because that's TJ baby.

Can also be used with most cities known for getting wild.

Vegas or Bangkok
Two guys drinking beer after a party got out of hand

Guy A: man we got wasted
Guy B: yah you gave me a black eye
Guy A: well that's TJ baby
Guy B nods: Bangkok

Clinks glasses

Or

Groom: did I sleep with that stripper

Best man: yup, you think Becky will understand

Becky: that's Vegas baby
by Bangkok baby September 6, 2021
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Baby Shalapaluzi

Wanna go to the 1975 concert baby shalapaluzi?
by ebanutaya November 8, 2023
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Freaky Deaky Baby

(noun) A person whose an insanely hot cutie that knows how to let go and be a bit goofy, and a bit.... freaky ;)
James: "Damn Allen, shes an interesting girl"
Allen: "Yeah, shes my Freaky Deaky Baby"
by Allen_Tony April 22, 2020
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Dookie Baby

*looking up from newpsaper*
Man A: wow that a real dookie baby.
by dookiemikey August 18, 2017
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