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Basic Bitch Humour

1. Man Sarah's got such basic bitch humour!
2. You'd think Miss Marzana would have more mature jokes for a teacher but she's definitely got real basic bitch humour
by reshperera April 28, 2015
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Dumb Bitch Logic

A logic used by what may seem to be a majority females that is so far-fetched that the more you try to comprehend it, the more brain cells that are lost in the process. If possible, it is recommended to cut off any connections with females that show consistency using "Dumb Bitch Logic".
Example: When you are friends with a girl for an extended period of time. She decides to hook you up with her friend. After you and her friend break up due to a lack of connecting, she decides to cut you off as well. Logically, the girl would still be friends with you, but when dealing with Dumb Bitch Logic, that is not the case. You'll save more brain cells in the long run by not attempting to understand the outcome, but instead just moving on.
by YoungxKing3 November 19, 2017
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witchyo bitch ass

Something you say when you want the last word,don't have a comeback, or want to add some extra power in an argument
Carl: That's why I fucked yo bitch
Sammy: She got the clap anyway...Witchyo bitch ass
by Milo_Slayr April 7, 2016
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havin-ass bitch

One who does not appreciate being fresh. One who does not understand that getting absolutely crunk gives you unlimited permission to instigate with anyone who looks at you the wrong way. Also, it is a member of the female canine race who is also possessing of a posterior.
I ain't scurred of no PoPo, havin-ass bitch!
by zombieson45 May 5, 2005
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hug it out, bitch

a)A phrase invented by slick as shit agent Ari Gold(jeremy piven) in one of the first episodes of hbo show Entourage. popular amgonst teens in the us as a way to make up with friends when you've just accidentally insulted them in some way.

b)also, some people think it was invented by steve carrell on a recent episode of the office(great show!!), these people, are sadly mistaken. Especially since carell attributes it to ari/jeremy in the show. pay attention people!
person1: I can't believe you stole my f**king pudding!
person2: I'll pay you back.
person1: fine. i'm still mad though.
person2: C'mon. hug it out. let's hug it out, bitch.
by jamalot October 26, 2006
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Next Day Bitch

Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!
by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014
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