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Dogs

Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”

Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
by kylewarner June 3, 2022
mugGet the Dogsmug.

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 6, 2020
mugGet the half past dogmug.

Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent
Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.
by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018
mugGet the Dog seasonmug.

Strange Dog

The act of getting naked with your friends and going on all fours, sniffing one another's privates.
Me and my buddies got drunk one night and played a game of "Strange Dog".
by Mabbitman1174 August 22, 2023
mugGet the Strange Dogmug.

squisy dog

JESUS WHO? SORRY I THINK YOU MENT SQUISY DOG
by BLURRYPHAKE April 3, 2017
mugGet the squisy dogmug.

Hot dogs

Hot dogs are Dog food and cat Food Because they have Liver
Its just dog food and cat food Its hot dogs
by MemesMemes April 4, 2022
mugGet the Hot dogsmug.

Chattanooga chili dog

Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.
I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.
by Dickfitzenbottom June 19, 2020
mugGet the Chattanooga chili dogmug.

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