Shit me in the ass

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.

1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!

by Kelodur February 12, 2020

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

Source: It came to me in a dream

When a person claims the source of their information was revealed in a dream.

Dumbfuck on Discord: "yo did u know we gonna die? source: it came to me in a dream"
Person on Discord: "wow, like i'd ever believe that!"

by iwascrazyonce June 10, 2024

give me some money

That jumpscare donation noise that popular streamer, Ranboo, that would play when he get money.

Me: *chilling with Ranboo's stream in the background*
....
"🦀GIVE ME SOME MONEY🦀"

by dreaminsideofgnfanditsallreall December 13, 2021

me

obviously a guy who doesn't know what he's doing

help me

by the one Jojo weeb people hate June 9, 2018