Short man syndrome

When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.

Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"

by Katkattt January 25, 2017

trajan syndrome

Trajan Syndrome is a mental illness that retards the vocal chords whenever around an attractive person of the opposite, or same, sex. In some major cases, however, it suppresses the persons vocal chords completely making them mute.

"uh, uh... uuuhhh... HI I'M TRAJALINA!..."
"um.. do you suffer from trajan syndrome??"

by niggrchipz January 27, 2017

dory syndrome

When a person can't remember anything he or she is told no matter how hard they try

Josh:Hey Kyle did we have any homework in math?
Kyle:dude we were just there how do you not remember?????
Josh:I told you man I have dory syndrome!

by Thomas Montgomery January 29, 2017

dab syndrome

a person that is addicted to dabbing and while the person dab he/she always eat pizza.

Example: Pizzagnuta dabbed on stage while eating a vesuvio
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?

- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi

- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi

- Sorry dude :((((

by GnouleMEMES January 30, 2017

Assholisim Syndrome

Having an extreme personality split. Going from being the sweetest angel to a complete asshole in a second- similar to bipolar

Freddie is really sweet but he has a serious case of Assholisim Syndrome

by T.Kungoane January 31, 2017

hot mess syndrome

When you or your pet has so many medical problems there's no single diagnosis for all of them

What did the veterinarian say is wrong with your dog?

They said she's got so many problems it considered hot mess syndrome!!

jacked up messed up bad

by Tragus February 6, 2017

I’m He-Man Syndrome

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.

“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.

by Joey2dope November 29, 2019