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Mad Dog

Formally the MD-90, the LOUDEST GOD DAMN PLANE IN EXISTENCE (aside from the Concorde). It pretty tho. Loved by AvGeeks, hated by Environment specialists. (lots of emissions.)
Mike: Bruh the Mad Dog is being retired?!
Jon: Damn climate people.
by AvGeek0924 February 5, 2021
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Dogs

Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”

Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
by kylewarner June 3, 2022
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half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 6, 2020
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Dog

Dame will you got a real bitch and I’m not just talking about your dog
by Your neighborhood gay September 7, 2022
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jazzy dog

Someone who is super likable and stylish
Damn, you know Todrick Hall? He's one Jazzy Dog
by sgsilver December 10, 2018
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butter dog

To have unprotected anal sex and recive a shaft full of PooPoo
"i put it in this dirty bitches ass one time n dhe totally butter dogged my dick up broh i had to shower twice to get the smell off"
by talking red panda May 23, 2022
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Mango dog

Mangoes are very hyper doggies. They are all bark and no bite, very sweet sometimes... they will eat anything and can Be rowdy
Person 1 “That dog is such a mango dog”
Person 2“What’s a mango dog “
Person 1 “A mango dog is rowdy but sweet “
by Destinyfoxx January 6, 2019
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