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Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.
Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.
by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021
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Wet play

Has sexual thoughts about a guy over 5’8 (wishes they can do it)(mostly about famous people) and
Grace has wet play with kaieem and heung min son
by Sexy average Jamaican June 21, 2022
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wet riley

When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.
My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”
by Ryan Green February 25, 2022
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wet asf

getting a girl horny/wet, make her panties/underwear soaking with pussy juice
i made that bitch wet asf just like my brooski, we passed that hoe around like a ball
by said2k October 15, 2016
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Wet Up

To take shots or drink any alcoholic beverage, mainly vodka/liquor to the point you are atleast tipsy.
Yo, its thirsty thursday and we got drinks on deck. That means its time to get Wet Up! Holla Atcha Gwalla
by TeddiGraham March 2, 2010
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wet axe

the reception of a blowjob while skillfully playing a song on guitar hero
Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"
by matt555 August 9, 2009
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wet horse

popular term used by masculine gay men to describe an attractive male
wow look at that wet horse in those speedos
by la ronda July 18, 2010
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