smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 04, 2014

[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. August 29, 2008

wagon dick

An uncircumcised dick

Ohh yeah?? Shut up you wagon dick

by YaTuSabes😂😂 July 20, 2018

throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 22, 2019

Musk Wagon

Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.

sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon

by Musk Wagon May 23, 2023

Chindle Wagon

A quick, informal and short chat between two mates.

Hey mate, do you have time for a quick chindle wagon about last night?

by Kenbagger December 22, 2023

box wagon

a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car

dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!

by laubergecafe October 23, 2010