A jig wagon is a tasteless, gaudy, flashy car with mud flaps, small external horns, swirling twirlers, and large hood ornaments, most often seen in the hood driven by porch moneys drinkin’ mad dog 20 20 inside a paper sack. If one is seen in the burbs, they’re coming after your money or wife.
Billy Joe; Lookie there bubba, here comes another jig wagon.
Bubba; Yeah, them nigs done up to no good.
Bubba; Yeah, them nigs done up to no good.
by Mohammad Gonzales September 27, 2011
Get the jig wagonmug. (In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024
Get the War Wagonmug. by BlackSage May 21, 2018
Get the lettuce wagonmug. A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
Get the Snack Wagonmug. When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
Get the Jam wagon-wheelingmug. by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022
Get the Turd Wagonmug. My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023
Get the Riding The Singularity Wagonmug.