Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

Vag on Vag

Another word for scissoring . when two girls rub their vaginas together in order to orgasm.

Hannah and I tried vag on vag last night.

by Stevieee123 December 8, 2019

Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af

Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"

by Away1999 December 20, 2019

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

Khamzat Vag

A vagina with one lip tighter than the other, resembling scar tissue from multiple cleft pallet surgeries.

Becky whistled when she ran as result of her khamzat vag.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025