unicorn ass nigga

Someone that is only important inside of ones imagination. Nobody really knows you exist.

Tom is the average unicorn ass nigga, only has imaginary haters.

by Shannzy February 27, 2017

robocop-riding-an-unicorn

A marvelous mix of creatures that have the ultimate answer of the universe . IT IS THE SOLUTION OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS as well as beautifull :D

omg whats that !
is that a plane ?
is that the super-man ?
no its the robocop-riding-an-unicorn!

by cona da tia December 10, 2010

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.

Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."

by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011

Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.

Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.

by Bryan McCabe December 26, 2006

Unicomputation theory

When old people think there's only one fucking computer in the neighborhood by saying "the computer."

Grandma: "I got onlogged on the computer yesterday."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."

by -sonic December 13, 2010

Unicornlette

noun.
someone (usually a girl) who is really cute but kind of an airhead

girl- runs after a seagull while cackling and turns back to her boyfriend with excitement

boyfriend- (shakes his head and smiles) "you're a silly unicornlette"

by Unicornette April 22, 2011

unicornification

When you get so high that you become a unicorn.

person 1 Dude im so fucking high. Holy shit im a unicorn now
person 2 nahh dude you're trippin.... holy shit you are one
person 1 I told you that unicornification is real!!

by 3487493848748237344 January 21, 2013