Horizontal Twist

Sex (when experienced with all parties at a less than vertical position).

Also a killer latter day song by Blondie.

Last night Nikki invited me in to do the Horizontal Twist if you know what mean.

by ApricotFields October 8, 2020

Twist-A-Roonie

When you crank your dick in a twisting manner, which only works if lubed up or uncircumcised.

John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds

by Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger November 21, 2023

Twisted stem

An offset penis that results in an unsucessful attempt at intercourse.

The result of his twisted stem papelboned the relationship until he responded with a spiderman.

by Jcarr55 November 19, 2011

twisted turkey

When one some twists their nuts so the penis is on the bottom of your sac and squeeze them moderately and yell “twisted turkey

Aye yo bro do I twisted turkey

by Bigvernindahouse June 11, 2018

twisted productivity

the situation of quitting the task you are working on (often without realizing it) and beginning another task (mostly due to the lack of concentration) with intense focus, devoting a lot of time to it, and somehow being great at it. (mostly experienced among people with ADHD)

Twisted productivity is very common among people with ADHD.

by vocabularynerd December 23, 2023

linguini twist

The involuntary boldly movement made when you cum while getting a blow job and she continues anyway

Damn bro i did the linguini twist after I already came and she kept sucking anyway... I was so embarrassed

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

Twisted Blister

Noun:
1. Butthole/anus
2.Stinky Winky

“He’s such a Twisted Blister!”

by Racincheetah May 30, 2024