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Trail Twink

A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.

Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.

Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”

These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?
by PeaceXLove777 July 22, 2020
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Windy Trail

To have another person blow upon your pubic hair.
A modification of this is called a gooseberry falls.
Wow, that windy trail sure hit the spot.
by Ryan Mcshizzle May 9, 2005
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Slug Trail

The act when a woman is turned on and slides her vagina across a person's exposed skin leaving a wet trail of her body fluids across their body.
by BiggiESmallZ September 10, 2015
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Creeper Trail

Leaving Facebook evidence (ie. notifications) of someone's creeping activities.
Liking a random persons pictures on Facebook, it shows them you have looked at there pictures, thus leaving a Creeper Trail
by Sandy Geeee January 9, 2012
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Cursor Trail

The thing that displays when you turn on "Display pointer trails" on Windows 10, the default cursor trail length is long.
Guy 1: I like my cursor trail!
Guy 2: I know right?
by W Rich January 9, 2021
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Snail Trail

When a female presses her vagina on another person's forehead. Female version of a male tea-bag.
Becky passed out at her friend's slumber party and all the girls snail trailed her.
by R. CHANG November 27, 2021
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The Campaign Trail

Fucking torture. The Discord server especially. And it's also a browser game that you can mod, so go crazy!!!
The Campaign Trail is a browser game created by Dan Bryan.
by tready1659 November 25, 2022
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