Trail Mix

When you have a third nut, and it continues to split.

Kc: My nuts keep multiplying
Cadle: That's just the trail mix
KC: the what?
Cadle: trail mix

by Liamisaginger January 1, 2021

Trail Twink

A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.

Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.

Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”

These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.

Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?

by PeaceXLove777 July 22, 2020

trail spine

Any point of a trail accessible by non-hikers.

He drove me up the Virginia State Route 311 trail spine to drop me off at the McAfee Knob Trailhead.

by BathrobeHiker October 31, 2025

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Smale trail

When you cum inside a girl and you pull your sloppy dick out and drag it on her

I busted inside that hoe then drug a smale trail down her leg.

by RusselJamesies April 23, 2014

trail of cluthes

Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".

If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

Trail Bunny

(Noun) A woman who hikes trails (often on mountains) and fucks random men that she happens to run into.

1) "Watch out man, there's a trail bunny up ahead."
2) "Thanks but I think I'll keep going!"

by Pluey March 22, 2024