Slug Trailing

When you defecate on the flooring once or multiple times depending on how much trail you require. Then you prompt your backside into the defecations and then proceed to smear your backside all over the flouring to create a beautiful brown smear on the floortiles just like a slug trail

The Emperor landed by accident with his ass in some cowmanure and tries to clean it off with some grass nearby. He is Slug Trailing right now.