Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."

by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

Tommy Mai

absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay

Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf

by TheBigGay(ST) November 12, 2018

Lil Tommy

Tom Yamada's assistant. The next maintenance planner extraordinaire. AKA Ryan Sell.

Is lil Tommy on his phone in the lobby again?!

by Clwoning around August 11, 2022

Tommy

The silent handsome shy guy that you can't get out of your mind. Disciplined and grounded, but get ready for a smooth takeoff and a flight through the clouds when it comes to bed. Knows just what to say to sooth your soul and make you laugh. Gentlemanly but assertive; truly unforgettable.

-So, how have you and Tommy been doing?
-Oh we've been doing good...all over the place 😉

by elbell300 November 20, 2021

tommy c

Asian

you like sum yung guy tommy c

by crack-jack February 28, 2022

Tommy

Knows literally everything about Star Wars, literally cracked at art, will never misspell a word. Best gamer you will ever meet. He listens to better music than you. He also doesn’t have a life. Nerd.

Person: what was the name of that Star Wars character?
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.

by Darth Maul Drip April 11, 2023

Tommy watts

A piece of bullshit who has a small penis.
He is always called gay and crap.

Tommy Watts is gay

by TAE IS GOOD CONTENT July 29, 2019