Tighten Shit Up

If one is 'uncool', a cool person said, "let's do something cool" and said 'uncool person' agrees does do the cool thing he/she has "Tightened Shit Up"...
Also:
To apply liquid nitrogen to the anus prior to penetration through a gentle vapour gas expulsion with no more than twenty PSI thrust from machine of choice.
Also:
To apply polyethylene 1 1/8 clamps to each side of a vagina and penetrate with a 1 5/8 dildo, 10 inches in length... (Not healthy or recommended)

1: Footy G asked Ryan if he wanted to hit a cashier, drink some Tequila and beat up a midget. Ryan agreed; and he "tightened shit up".

2. I "tightened that shit up" on that chicks backdoor. Now the chemical sign for Nitrogen is still Ni, however now it means "Not Inside!!!"

3. My clamps barely held her meat curtains so I had to "tighten shit up" with booster cables.

by r2says February 22, 2014

Team Tight

A very exclusive highly decorated group of exceptionally talented, skilled, and good looking guys who have an intangible level of class.

Team Tight members are awesome

by TT August 21, 2003

Ladder in my tights

Normally referring to a tear in pantyhose, the term 'Ladder in your/my tights' refers to a boner that is concealed in your trousers, and often is fighting for the open air. The actual name is made apparent if one were to wear a pair of tights, and their erection would appear as a Ladder, either being stuffed up the waist, or down one of the trouser legs.

"Hey man, so yesterday I was on train, standing up, and I got a ladder in my tights and everyone could see my boner"
"Shit dude, anyone say anything about it?"
"Yeah, an old lady said she had one as well"

by Lionel Bichie May 16, 2018

Tight Face

the face that someone makes when they get tight

Fulmeazy had his tight face on when team W won in P.I.G

by Josh "the prophet" rice February 23, 2009

Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)

When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.

I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).

by ARoch February 17, 2010

Tightness

A word used to describe the immaculate grooming and extremely masculane quality of a genuinly great beard.

The tightness of his beard is simply overwhelming, he looks like James Garfield.

by Stinner July 7, 2011

Bang tight

Bang tight, Adjective- A way to describe an unbelievably hot chick. Not only is she banging, but she is also tight or at least looks tight.

Joe: Damn did you hit that last night?
Matt: Hell yeah I did!
Joe: Damn dude she is bang tight.

by MJStet January 10, 2010