one touch cockie

One tough cookie, person that is difficult to get in touch with

he is one touch cockie

by Glen Forrester Young April 27, 2007

Wild thoughts

When you 🅱op that 🅱ussy

When I'm with you all I get is wild thoughts

by Wild Thoughts January 7, 2018

Thoughting

Thinking about past thoughts; Thinking about the ideas and specifics of past thoughts.

We are thoughting: we are thinking of past thoughts

You: Dude remember my idea

Me: Like yea bro, but dude we need figure out some specifics

You: Let's put one our thoughting tanks

by Amannamedvince May 18, 2009

You thought you ate

When someone does or say something so confidently and it's not even good in the end.

Sis you are not that good anyways.
You thought you ate? You thought you ate that up?

by Zay_zay January 10, 2022

toilet water toucher

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.

"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"

"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."

by Jam Master Joke August 15, 2009

don't touch it

The flabby fold of fat on the nape of someone's neck, best observed in fat bald sweaty old paps when they tilt their head slightly to look upwards. The phrase "Don't touch it!" derives from the likelihood of an angry response you may get if you feel tempted to give the enticing fold of cervical flab a curious poke. Can in some instances be referred to as double or triple touch to refer to two or three folds of neckfat respectively.

1. The guy buying salmon in front of me at the supermarket had some seriously sexy don't touch it going on.
2. I had a serious temptation to go over and rub chicken grease into the fat triple touch of the wheelchair bound window maker, so I did. Turned out it was gout.
3. "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT BITCH!"

by dapperdansausage March 6, 2010

i thought you knew

when someone who is usually a smart ass asks you a question you reply by saying "i thought you knew"

tere: where is the meeting at?
greg: i thought you knew!!

by balabalabalabal August 21, 2005