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Banishing Thirst

The Banishing Thirst is an only born disease where the patient is not aloud to touch a living soul. The patient will have to be at least 6ft apart from another person. Or have to be put in a room away from human contact.

This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)

There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water, as well as the rest of the body. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.
"The banishing Thirst is more a curse than a disease" I say while crying in the silent empty room I know to well.
by Yaoi95 June 2, 2022
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Banishing Thirst

The Banishing Thirst is an only born disease where the patient is not aloud to touch a living soul. The patient will have to be at least 6ft apart from another person. Or have to be put in a room from any human contact.

This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)

There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.
"This banishing Thirst is more a curse than a disease" I say while crying in the silent room I know too well.
by Yaoi95 June 2, 2022
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anger thirst

Anger Thirst (verb):
1. The thoughts and wishes people hold inside about the harm or thoughts of harm they wish on whoever is deemed an enemy.

2. Silently wishing a person would have nature takes it course and have them expire.

3. When your mouth salivates as anger builds. That can result in crying from anger or going the fuck off.

4. You feel ”going postal is an option”
Anger thirst got me feeling some type of way today. My boss can go fuck herself/himself in this moment.
by SitcomCriscia April 6, 2023
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Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023
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The Thirst Quencher

When you get a friend and make them piss in a bottle and you choose a friend to chug the piss
Yo dude wanna try The Thirst Quencher shits gonna be fun
by Gynomorph shark August 14, 2023
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Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)
Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law
by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023
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The thirsties

When you have smoked marijuana and you have unquenchable thirst.
Damn, on 4/20 I had a serious case of the thirsties.
by 420rdogg September 10, 2023
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