Ryan

A man usually gay/likes other sex who has sadly lost his sister in a car accident who gets no vag and pooon tang and gets beaten by his mom. A typical Ryan guy loses his virginity at age 32 to a girl in the age range of 15-18. Ryan is a real pussy type and gets butt fucked on the daily.

Did u hear about that gay kid that lost his sister in a car accident. Yeah I heard Ryan likes to get metal danned and booty raped

by Michael's cock house February 11, 2018

Ryan

Is the best at food ASMR. Loves him some Taco Bell and his Baja blast. He is overly obsessed with the pokemon bulbasaur and has over 19284893744 pokémon cards. At first glance you’d think he’s gay, but yeah. He is gay. He’s a fucking weeaboo and he knows it. We love Ryan :-)

Girl: wow you’re cute
Ryan: woah. I love penis and bulbasaur. chill

by Hoereject July 8, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a small Asian kid with straight As and likes a white girl. his parents think he's a disappointment.

pong: stop acting like a ryan
ting: I cant help it

by woodboi August 28, 2018

Ryan

A Dick who does the teachers bidding no matter what.

teacher-come here
Ryan-ok
teacher-*Anal*

by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019

Ryan

This is a very annoying and either nerdy or popular kid in a school he is always high energy and is the class clown.

-That kid is so high energy he must be a Ryan

by Riverdale-aholic December 5, 2020

ryan

he says hes not gay but he is
the thicc
he juicy
hes an elephant
smol pp
sucs pp
loves nick macfarland
uh
is gay
mega furry murrsuit man

'that dude is mega gay'
"yeah because hes ryan you fucking dumbass"

by foxxet uwu November 29, 2018

Ryan

Steals your chromosomes at night. You wake up the next morning without your inspiration. Thinks he is the best. Really gay. Copies all of your jokes and uses them as his own.

That dude is such a Ryan

by Chromoooma May 30, 2018