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Jonathan

Jonathan Is the chillest guy you'll meet. He loves to have a Good time and Do random shit. HE gets Girls but he cherishes sex as something special.
Jonathan is soooo much fun.
by xfj May 28, 2022
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Jonathan huff

Has a very small diฤ‡* limited to a Luh bit of stufff canโ€™t do a lot with his small โ€œDi**โ€
Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a kinda good looking guy, but he is such a nerd. He is the side character of your main character story, but he is the greatest npc you`ll meet. He loves saying "I swear" while he plays his favorite games. He doesn`t like people in the spectrum, but likes showers.
Who is that?
Jonathan, my npc bestfriend!
by sapsa September 27, 2022
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jonathan bagel

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?
by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of guy women have wet dreams over and men wanna be like. Jonathan's typically hunt in packs together they are usually referred to as sigmas. They have extremely big dongs and will steal your girl in a matter of 10 seconds or less. The eternal rivals of Jonathan's are Nicholas and have been on the winning side for the past 1,000 years. They are known over achievers and leaders. Jonathan's are considered peak human potential.

TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy
Jonathan is such a cool guy

Jonathan makes me think about life

Im so in love with Jonathan
by kaiserreich28 May 13, 2022
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