Even though you won't notice Jonathan gets the most girls but he's normally around ugly poeple like Jordan or Jason and he a big dick
by Natasha Brown April 17, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. by clydethewiggler November 13, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A junkie who lives on the streets, Mf got the biggest forhead, he a rat 🐁and a monkey 🐒, Jonathan can’t fight for shit always loses in everything. He a tweaker, he be laughing at him own self all the time, always sleeps lazy bih got nun to do. He has such sexy feet I js wanna lick them so bad 😍 he speder than ever
by chenela January 27, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A smoking hot, charming, flirty, amazing, athletic boy who could get any girl that he wants but prefers choosing who he really likes. A smart, blue eyed, tall white boy, who wears glasses, is funny, confident and nice.
by Randomwhiteboy3709 June 2, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. 
Ever sense I met Jonathan I always had this feeling about him. And whenever we're together I just feel like the world around me stopped completely. I've never loved someone the way I do to him and is just incredibly surprising how someone I thought I would never be friends with a big part of my life like that.
by theloverandhatergirl November 20, 2023
Get the Jonathanmug.