government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."

by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022

Banks Flu

A cold that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks, and you feel the need to tell people repeatedly

(Note: this is very annoying to a Smole Kid

Aidan : guys I sound like Faze Banks.
Quinn: that’s cool, but have you heard that new Lil Pump Album....
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!!!
Quinn: oh God he’s got the Banks Flu

by Lil Smole August 31, 2018

Zusin Flu

The Zusin flu is a flu that makes you cold, raspy voice, hangover, bad memories and sore body. The famous zusin, whom name we don’t need to know, is a guy from ny who throws parties for his grade. He does not like underclassmen, nor upperclassmen (11th grade). He’s fun and all, but when it reaches 11:00pm, he will kick out any underclassmen or juniors in sight! so be careful, because if he catches you, he will curse you with the ZUSIN FLU! 12th graders also get the famous zusin flu…..Zusin is an og for sacrificing his house for our grade, but at the same time he be kicking out some hot underclassmen for no reason, like bro let them have the Zusin Flu !!! Let’s not forget that it is an honor to have the zusin flu.

It’s rare and russian vibey, makes you feel like you’re in eastern europe.

live long Zusin flu.

“yoo, that party was lit! I think i might have the Zusin Flu ..”
“ Naah bro same!! i don’t care if i get the zusin flu, had the best time in my life. “

by eldnahruoystahw2022 March 27, 2022

Devils Flu-Shot

Heroin

That heathen is using The Devils Flu-Shot!

by FKRPrints January 14, 2018

Wulfeck Flu

The Wulfeck males are such alpha-males that when they are standing too close to a beta-male, the beta-male will find himself starting to feel ill with almost flu like symptoms.

This is because the Wulfeck aura is attacking the energy field of the beta-male trying to take his life.

Even when a Wulfeck seems innocent, he is not, and is always trying to destroy his enemies.

Oh, shit Noah, do you have the Wulfeck Flu?

by brettsrealdad December 8, 2023

Valley flu

When you get flu from a night out at the clubs. More specifically from the fortitude valley clubs.

Jaz: “man you don’t look to good”

Cas: “must be valley flu from this weekend”

by Vswizzle August 1, 2024

nerd flu

The phenomenon of getting sick after going to a large comic book or fan convention. When packing 100,000 attendees in a small indoor space, someone's going to have a cold.

I wore masks before way before COVID because I'd get nerd flu after Con every year.

by correlation_lee July 17, 2024