twat stand

When you stand like a twat.

Look at Manny he's a twat stand

by jesus1337 February 22, 2016

standing stick

Boner

I’ll talk to you later sweetheart, you’re going to give me a standing stick! I’m still at work.

by Mari CR Morningstar February 23, 2024

Kensington kick-stand

Where in One of North Philadelphia’s infamous heroin and crack infested neighborhoods, Kensington. Where junkies are all leaning, bent all the way over while dipped out with impeccable balance. Rarely falling on face.

While driving down Kensington ave in north philly you will often see both men and women junkies/fiends doing the Kensington kick-stand both in the middle of the street, and everywhere else a human can stand.

by BREEZEBANKZ September 01, 2021

Fuck Stand

An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner’

‘My neck is sore cos I had a fuck stand with the neighbour and now I can nearly look sideways’

by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023

there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024

The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste

Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”

by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 19, 2025