Angry Shower

The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.

I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.

by politeasfawk September 8, 2016

Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020

Gamer Shower

When a man jerks it in the shower

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”

by WinterShit February 4, 2019

Hillbilly shower

Using a common sink to clean ones body in a time of immediate need.

I shit my pants while at great america and had to take a hillbilly shower in the restroom.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 28, 2013

Awesome Shower

When a girl (or guy even) uses the attachable shower head to masturbate with. Best orgasms in the world!

"Man, I just took the best awesome shower ever!"

"I'm going to go take an awesome shower, I'll be over after" ;)

by marshmellow1 December 3, 2010

Bathory Shower

When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.

-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.

by treesap83 August 5, 2015