kush monster

When you like get high

I might invite Lauren around for a kush monster later

by BanterSlut June 7, 2016

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

cockie monster

a person who has just devoured a big yummy cummy

i feel like a big cockie monster after licking out her egg whites last night

by p-tew February 27, 2019

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

McNally Monster

A sexy YouTube legend who’s famous for his sexy intro “hey guys it’s mc mc Mc Mc Mc Mc Mcnally monster here”

1:“Have u heard of that of that youtuber Mcnally monster”
2:“Yeh i’d give him a shag anyday”

by Taj manzoor November 4, 2018