Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off
by Seshflu September 03, 2021
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alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.
"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."
by Wonderbox32 May 10, 2016
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Beaver Flu

Beaver Flu is just another name for the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV).
"Man, that trick gave me the beaver flu."
by High Pitch November 09, 2006
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Bag gone flu

When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.
Don't mind Bob, He's got the bag gone flu.
by Chief Floppydisk July 21, 2015
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Dick flu

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.
“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”
by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021
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alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.
Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!
by periax34 April 19, 2016
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New flu

Unbeknownst to the masses COVID-19 has become the new flu
by Buteo Pollo January 12, 2022
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