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honolulu blue flu

The 24 hour condition that occurs after a Detroit Lion’s victory where people call in sick to celebrate the moment.
After the Detroit Lions won the championship, there was a Honolulu Blue Flu outbreak in the metro Detroit area.
by Squire James January 28, 2024
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Flu-gooder

The type of person that's emerged during the Corona-virus outbreak that would sell their own granny to the feds just to prove they are sticking to the rules while everyone else is blatantly flouting them!
That Mavis is a right flu-gooder she's just phoned 999 because theres 3 teenagers in the park playing football.
by Melchod April 11, 2020
mugGet the Flu-goodermug.

pig flu

Comes from pigs.
Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!
by thepigboy May 12, 2009
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German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
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shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.
I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.
by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018
mugGet the shwag flumug.

Roo Flu

A flu consisting of partying for 6 days at Bonnaroo while your body is a trash can for drugs and alcohol resulting in your body’s immune system lowering from being around sweaty wooks, the sickness usually consists of coughing up phlegm, headaches and throwing up, you will probably be bed ridden for days and down Dayquil and Nyquil like a degenerate while suffering random coughing fits and the cold embrace of feeling like death
Wook 1: Man, I was at bonnaroo last week and I feel like dogshit
Wook 2: You got the Roo flu man
by daemon. June 21, 2023
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Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up
"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"
by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022
mugGet the Cum Flumug.

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