Flop fuck

when ur pounding pussy (or ass if ur into that) and they ask u to cum but u already did and u have been fucking ur submissive with a floppy dong

person A: cum in me daddy

person B: uhhhh

person A: did u already bust
person B: yeah, ive been flop fucking for the past 10 minutes.

by bigmanwiththebigdick September 13, 2017

doodle flop

The male version of boob wobble

Did you see him run down the stairs with no underwear on? He had doodle flop

by definedreasoning March 26, 2024

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD

by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

Flip flop floop shit!

STOP FLIPPING AND FLOPPING AND FLOPPING MY SHIT KAREN!!

Generally something used in anger when youve run out of things to say.

Person 1: did you just drop my fishsticks?

Person 2: duh bitch

Person 1: FLIP FLOP FLOOP SHIT!!!!!! >:(

by Nicholies raviolies May 19, 2019

storm flopping

When a college basketball or football player of an opposing team "flops" and acts hurt by the home team's fans storming the court or field after a big win. This is usually followed up by studio talking heads offering self-righteous after-the-fact diatribes on the evils of court storming while their own network uses court-storming content to hype their own programming.

The drama queens at ESPN are out here whining about a player getting hurt when the crowd stormed the court, but clearly the dude was storm flopping. Get a grip.

by anonymous February 24, 2024