Make Everest flat

Making something very complex very simple

I need you to make Everest flat as a don't understand what your are saying to me

by Ellis911 September 9, 2016

Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.

Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Flat bike

When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.

Want me to give you a flat bike?

by misty578 January 23, 2016

Flat Tag

To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.

Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"

by Boston Literary April 12, 2016

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

The Beast of Yucca Flats

A flop black and white movie of the 1960's, made by Coleman Francis, where there was little dialogue. There was a lot of narrator dialogue than the regular in movie character dialogue. The narrator kept rambling nonsensical things repeatedly like "flag on the moon", "how did it get there?", When there was very little with those dialogues to do anything with the movie. The antagonist which was a man gone brain-dead from a nuclear explosion, made sounds of a beast that sounded so fake like "AAAAAAA!!!!".

The movie was satirized in the show Mystery Science Theater 3000.

"I heard that when the The Beast of Yucca Flats was released, a film critic called the movie as one the worst movies ever made. "

by MST3K I like January 29, 2020