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squirrel-cat

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
by Seeing Double November 10, 2013
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CAT DUMP

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
by Rabbit power February 28, 2019
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cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.
He's a real cat-watcher.
by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017
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Cat Juggling

The art of juggling relationships with many women at the same time.
Brian has to meet 4 girls in one night, without letting any of them know the others exist. His cat juggling skills will be tested tonight.
by catjuggler September 11, 2009
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Cat Velociraptor

a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.
by tiger tigger November 12, 2009
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Ultra Cats

Cats that have exceeded the regular old cat status and have gone "To The Max"
by Andraz Kigson February 11, 2006
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Wacky cat

Wacky cat /wak-ee-cat/ noun: An odd looking creature characterized by a pungent odor and a unique shriek sometimes confused with laughter.
Damn, did you see that wacky cat comin out the bathroom? -- WTF
by BOB JOHNSON 45 January 4, 2008
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