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closetive

That bitch is really closetive.
by Trox2142 June 27, 2014
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Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.
That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.
by piGGman March 15, 2021
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Closet

Something that ethan really likes to hide in
I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot
by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020
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closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky
“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”
by Pseudos January 3, 2019
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Closet

In British English, a closet, apart from its more usual meaning of a cupboard or a toilet, etc. Is used to refer to someone who is a bit of a fool or an idiot.
'He's a right closet.'
'I'm a bit of a closet, aren't I?'
by trebushett November 30, 2023
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Closet? You'll Love It!

the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.
Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
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Came out of the closet

Coming out of the closet

When a gay, trans or in any way queer person tells someone their identity, or declares it in front of a bigger audience.
Person 1: "You have an amazing fashion sense!"
Person 2: "Thank you! I just came out of the closet this morning."
by garbage child November 20, 2021
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