Getting Asian

When you get so high you squint your eyes and look Asian.

Yo man, that weed you gave me got me so high, I was getting asian and was squinting my eyes!

by HIVMonkey December 28, 2017

Asian Canoli

The sexual act of a man having sex with an egg roll and ejaculates inside it.

Did your wife like the Asian Canoli’s I gave her last night?

by Jables36 September 3, 2021

Asian Papi

An Asian man who has the swagger to pull in a hot Black or Latina woman and romance her with confidence.

Gurl he pulled up correct, clean cut, clean outfit, and just the right dose of sweet talking, he is such an Asian Papi.

by Janice190830523 April 19, 2022

Asian trump

trump if he was asian

orange trump more like Asian trump

by chucken nugites October 28, 2020

asian revenge

What happens when someone messes with the wrong little Asian

Asian revenge coming for you

by Monister April 29, 2016

Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.

Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."

by GoDeep June 27, 2017

Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.

Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018