Texting

A form of involuntary servitude to one's cell phone. Eventually, this slavery becomes a connection that a person deems neccesary for survival. However, for this person's friends, it is usally an annoyance. If this person and his/her peers are, for instance, playing sports, and his friend throw him the ball, that friend will be displeased to find that the person has given up on the game and has decided to text his girlfriend who has spent the past several hours with.

Johnny: Man, I can't believe it, I'm finally beating you in Halo!

Rick: Yea, man.

Johnny: This is awesome! *looks at Rick* Wait, what are you doing

Rick: *is texting* Uhh... nothing man...

Johnny: COME ON MAN!! You spent the last SIX HOURS at your girlfriends house!!

by a someewhat smart guy July 16, 2009

textillionaire

A person who has officially exceeded one million texts on their cell phones.

John: Mary Lee told me 5 years ago that she has over 10,000 incoming and 5000 outgoing texts every month.
Jim: OMG! That's over 180,000 texts a year!!
John: Now she's telling everyone that she fully expects to be a certified textillionaire by the age of 16.
Jim: Wow! That's impressive considering how few friends she has...

by gyrfalcon206 November 4, 2012

text porn

Text messaging sexual inuendos or naughty pictures from one cellular phone to the next.

What were you doing last night? Becky and I were sending text porn to each other on the cell phones last night. Cool!

by You lie May 4, 2007

Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009

Small Texting

When you just text for the sake of texting. You really have no purpose for your text, but you text anyway."small talk" texting.

Small Texting
"Hey did you have fun last night"
"Yeah! you?"

"Hey"
"Hey, what's up?"

by siphonostele April 26, 2009

dropping text

You have dropped text if you have been texting someone continuously for a considerable amount of time (maybe 10 to 15 mins consisting of about 10 or more texts) and then you stop responding, this could be due to many reasons such as, you are at work, in a meeting, fucking someone else (aside from your gf or fwb), on a date or in a situation where you cannot respond to the text.

The reason for dropping text or not responding varies from just plain being busy to cheating on the significant other texting you. Where significant other usuaually a psycho chick that's in love with you and doesn't see any reason why you are not in love with her even though it is obvious.

by dadyyyy August 16, 2009

Greenville texas

Small town. Big dreams. No matter how far you go. Everyone comes back. A mix of Wannabe thugs, country folks, and happy hippies.

Greenville texas has a great community.

by Sweetspicychickens January 10, 2017