Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

Robs tears

Tears from a boy named Rob for not being good at anything

Damn that guys crying Robs tears he must really suck at life

by @goodfriend June 16, 2022

Rhinestone Tears

Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.

A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!

by Sai-Chan May 19, 2021

Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack

Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear

by DavidinMiami October 10, 2016

tear down face

To be pissed and angry, the angry emoji 😡

Kyle: This is my tear down face

by SleepingMooMoo April 15, 2021