Dab-tarded

Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.
Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?

Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
by PhadeNot November 12, 2015
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Reddit-tard

Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."
"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."
by This machine kills fascists December 23, 2022
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Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 05, 2015
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tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense
Discogs.com is a tard market
by DJ Wechat April 06, 2017
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Fuck-tarded

After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded
Sex with Levi is fire, he just left and I'm still fuck-tarded.
by PrincessHeather April 10, 2023
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Part-Tarded

It’s when a person says or does something stupid, embarrassing, goofy etc... (Part Retarded)=Part-Tarded
Teen1:Finally I finished painting my Mom’s porch swing.
Teen2:Cool! So you’re good to take off then, right?
Teen1:Just gotta let my Mom know. MOM! It’s finished!
Mom:OMG it looks brand new. Thank you, I’ve missed my porc.... WTF!?

Teen2:HAHAHA!
Teen1:OMG! Mom you’re “Part-Tarded”! Hahaha!
:ALSO}Don’t mind her she’s just a “Part-Tard”.
by Jelic Johnsson June 24, 2020
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Mo-tard

someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.
That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!
by sdmichele September 13, 2020
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