A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.
How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."
someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
by ThCtzer August 1, 2018
Get the /b/tardmug. by NoThoticus March 27, 2019
Get the Tard Passmug. The opposite of being street-smart.
Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.
Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.
Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.
Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.
Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
by DreadedPanda13 June 8, 2011
Get the Street-tardmug. Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.
Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?
Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
by PhadeNot January 16, 2016
Get the Dab-tardedmug. by Texel June 20, 2011
Get the Insta-Tardmug. by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018
Get the Tard of fartsmug. Have you seen Jimmy? His teacher is a total tard rangler, she has her own roll of paper towels for when they shit on the floor.
by TardRanglerBoss March 29, 2023
Get the tard ranglermug.