A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 03, 2019
A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
by Floopston February 10, 2012
A mf who says goku solos when he doesn’t and d rides him 24/7 and is one of gokus million boyfriends who have no life and sit at their pc and debate on any platform most likely discord bc there’s so many "egirls" for them to catch when They can’t get real girls bc they look like edps long lost brothers.they do be so fat that when they go to sleep they need to put bricks under their beds so it doesn’t break,not only that they also have a body pillow of their "waifu" or goku that’s something called weird and cringy.they probably wear gokus outfit to school and get bullied everyday,even by the teacher which is in fact just sad like how can u be this nerdy.
by mf with a big schlong September 07, 2021
by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016
by sdmichele September 13, 2020
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When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!
by aogm March 16, 2017
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019