A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 03, 2019
A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
by Floopston February 10, 2012
Dabtarded: Stemming from the route words dab ;a highly sought after super concentrated form of marijuana in oil form containing high amounts of THC, and tarded; An Idiocracytopian descriptive word that describes a simple-minded person with an IQ lower than their shoe size. Dabtarded literally means: Smoking such large quantities of oil concentrates that one enters a temporary state of complete loss of brain function instantly reverting the user to their ultimate lowest form, the amoeba.
Robert: Did you see Damian take that 5 gram hit off of his new oil rig ?
Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
Luna: Are you kidding, I got that on phone and posted it online. He was soooooo dab-tarded that he shit and pissed himself!
Robert: Oh snap, send me the link...I'm going to make sure it gets 1,000,000 views!
by PhadeNot November 12, 2015
by sdmichele September 13, 2020
Adjective
When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.
Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!
by aogm March 16, 2017
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019
Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.
Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.
by JJRK21 May 16, 2013