Crapped the Tablet

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.

I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006

Tabitha

a truly amazing person. easy to love. extremely beautiful.generally a overall perfect person. this person will find it hard to think badly of others, and finds it easy to forgive people

hey you know Tabitha
yeah she's perfect

by ecp77 July 4, 2009

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

three taboos of a ninja

the three things that are stated by jiraiya that supposedly make a ninja go bad. they are:
1)alcohol
2)women
3)money

but jiraiya has been known to do all three taboos at once in less than 15 minutes.

if ur life gets absorbed in the three taboos of a ninja, then you ll be as bad a orichimaru.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

Tabitha

One badass mofukka.

JaneDoe: "Woah thats one Tabitha"
Tabitha: "Exactly."

by Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 23, 2011

tabash

A great man who excels in all aspects of life

That tabash over there is a great role model for youngsters.

by dagreatbake0987 December 3, 2009

Coffee Table

A white girl who has absolutely no ass whatsoever.

So flat, you could put some coffee on it and call it a coffee table

Daamn, that bitch got a coffee table , no ass whatsoever

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016